Two quick things today:

1.) I am performing at Reading Under the Influence tonight at 7 at Sheffield's in Chicago, the theme being "Save It For Later." Come check it out, eat, and drink! There will be trivia and you can win things!

2.) I wrote a piece for Men's Health recently about Colin Furze, a British Youtube sensation who uses his plumbing expertise to engineer amazing creations like a fart machine and the world's fastest baby carriage. He was very charming and I fear he may die young but that should not stop you from checking out our talk about some of his most extreme machines. Here you can check out him creating magnetic shoes that he uses to walk on the ceiling, as one does: