Cronuts and Wonuts can go to hell. These will soon be selling out at your closest "cool" bakery:
Puffnut: a donut crossed with puff pastry
Pienut: a pie stuffed with donuts and the donuts are stuffed with pie filling
Macaronut: a donut topped with all the unsold macarons
Cheerinut: a donut topped with Cheerios
Fronut: a donut with an adorable tiny Afro on top of it
Bronut: a donut made and sold by a frat boy to raise money for victims of a hate crime committed on campus
Fauxnut: a donut that doesn't exist
Glownut: a donut crossed with a glo-stick
Grohlnut: a donut baked and sold by the frontman of the Foo Fighters