The following scenarios were sent to me by my mother.
Missing the bus vs eating liver
It depends on the situation. If it's a nice day and I have reading material or something to listen to, eating liver is worse. But if it's a cold or wet day and another bus isn't coming for 15+ minutes more and I'm late and there are people with b.o. standing all around me, I'll eat the liver. Also we need to specify the liver in this scenario anyway. If it's actually liverwurst or something like that, then missing the bus is way worse (but I have a feeling in this case it's just...liver.)
Cleaning after a basement flood vs bed bugs
Oh I think bed bugs must be worse. I've never had them (knock on wood) but detoxing all your stuff, dealing with the bites and having that creepy-crawly sensation does not seem to be preferable.
Losing your phone vs losing your job
Obviously losing your job is worse unless it's a crap job that you hated anyway that you'll get decent severance for.
I think shopping for a new car is worse because it takes longer, is more expensive, more tedious, and involves talking to more random people than going to the gynecologist.
Depends on the situation obviously but I think buying one is worse. Wearing underpants to try on what are basically other underpants, having that random tag bite you in the ass, standing there feeling like a jerk in the mirror. No thanks. It helps that my neighborhood beach is one that young nubile folks wouldn't want to be caught dead at and I've started suspecting that I'm neither so hot nor so hideous that nobody is really looking at me anyway.
The post office is worse for sure. Not only are you mad, you're slightly concerned somebody is going to go off the deep end and start disobeying the rules of society. At least in basketball you get to enjoy a dance or a digitized hot dog race or something.