So easy even you can do it!

1. As many 100-calorie servings of nuts as you want! (Well, up to seven.)

2. "Air tacos." For dieters.

3. Baby rice cereal mixed with olive oil. It probably won't kill you.

4. Cotton candy left over from Christmas. It will be a conversation-starter.

5. Fancy olive oil and fancy vinegar. Put it on something?

6. Some garlic, shallots and avocado. Mix it all together and it's kind of guacamole. Have an apple, too.

7. Black-liquorice-flavored candy. Nobody will steal it from you.

8. Marzipan kissing pigs. Flavor it with some salt and pepper!

9. Light popcorn and jello. Isn't it what models eat?

10. Soup. Come on, you know this.

11. Tortiillas? Fold them up and pretend they are a quesadilla or something.

12. A big-ass thing of peanut butter.

13. Whatever these are. Apparently they are edible.