Hail to the V:

You believe that strength comes from having a clean vagina that can only be achieved by purchasing a specific vagina-cleaning product, one that is not just toilet paper or soap or whatever, one that will clean your vagina in a way nothing else will.

Power to the She:

You believe that vitality comes from attractive workout clothes or maybe just “active wear” that you throw on after you’re done sea kayaking that you can wear to brunch on the beach with your dog. You also are empowered by racking up Gap rewards.

Praise be to Bea:

You believe in taking no crap.