List: Most salient information acquired during my first day at my new job

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Hyde Park is far away.

A lot of people throughout the history of time have attended the University of Chicago.

Many of those people are impressively and intimidatingly smart.

I can go several hours without checking Facebook.

No matter where you work, somebody will be microwaving popcorn.

A cubicle near a window might be better than a windowless office.

My building's cafeteria has a bar in it.