Last month, FOX News published a very strange article on cruel and infantile pranks you can pull on your significant other in order to spice up your relationship. For example: "An oldie but goodie: Superglue a coin to the floor and watch as he scratches away to pick it up."

If the Internet is good for anything, it's for letting people provide their own sarcastic responses to inscrutable blog posts. (Read the full commenet thread here.)