The following was submitted by my friend Paula, who has been pregnant since last year and who has been having contractions for months. So yeah, she is ready to have her baby, I think.

Tums

Zantac

Preparation H butt wipes

Tylenol

Toilet paper

Fish Oil

Prunes

Every vitamin you can imagine (prenatal, D, B12, calcium, B complex)

Chocolate bars from IKEA

Bio Oil

Lucky Charms