Abraham Lincoln's Invisible Mustache of Machismo

Franklin Roosevelt's Rocket-Powered Wheelchair

John Adam's Tiny Ruffly Bit of Legacy-Lace

James A. Garfield's Fury Beard

William McKinley's Vest of Strength

Woodrow Wilson's Pince-Nez of Prowess

George Washington's Shoe-Buckle of Glory

Ronald Reagon's Most-Virile Wing-Tip

Lyndon Johnson's Dynamo Hankie