"Amazing quality hotel with a touch of class without the big pricetag"/"Totally Disapointed" [sic]

"Do yourself a favour and stay at this hotel"/"Way overpriced and underwhelmed, thin walls"

"We loved it!"/"Trip From Hell!"

"Perfect!!"/"Ugh."

"Will be back in January"/"Hated it"

"So comfortable, so welcoming. Wish we could have stayed longer"/"Health Hazard"

"Absolutely perfect in every way"/"Huge cracks in walls/ceilings and plaster rained down on us."

"Perfect! couldn't have been better selection"/"Probably the worst hotel I have ever stayed in"

"Great experience in a crazy, vibrant town"/"Choose a different hotel...or city, for that matter!"