Zulkey.com's entries may be light this week as I forgot how the space/time continuum works and severely overscheduled myself leaving precious little extra time.

As an example of how light I'm talking about, here is something I said that made my husband laugh last week (which makes me strangely proud).

ME: There's bird poop on the car.

STEVE: Yeah, I know, it's weird. I didn't even park under a tree or anything today.

ME: Did you park under a bird?

Fin.