What can I say? it's mesmerizing and I really like the colors

It's like an '80's music video (and I love '80's music videos)

This is the best color I have decided. Not dress: in the world.

Classy, flawless, timeless, etc

This dress is ridiculous but she looks amazing:

She looks like a puff of smoke. In a good way!

This fits her perfectly, and could look so dowdy on someone else, especially since it sort of reminds me of one of those big fancy ribbons you could buy at Michael's: