The Girl Scouts Missed the Boat: Ways the Name of the New Cookie "Thank U Berry Munch" Could Be Improved

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Fang U Berry Munch (wolf/vampire-themed)

Frank U Berry Munch (a grateful berry cookie shaped like a hot dog)

Crank U Berry Much (full of meth)

Snack U Berry Munch (the cookie perfect for snacking!)

Spank U Berry Munch (the cookie you give out after punishment)

Stank U Berry Munch (the stinkiest cookie the Girl Scouts have to offer)

Ankh U Berry Munch (for Egyptologists)

Hank U Berry Munch (Henry Aaron's preferred fruit-based Girl Scout cookie)

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