Michelle Bachelet: She's Chilean?

Ban Ki-moon: Well look at you, Dapper Dan

Silvio Berlusconi: He just finished saying something that will get him hit in the face.

Brian Cowen: A less-sexy Rick Moranis

Recep Tayyip ErdoÄŸan: Flat-head

Cristina Fernández: God help Barack Obama if he somehow found the time to make his nails look that nice

Heinz Fischer: Cool hair. All of it.

Tarja Halonen: Conan!

Lech Kaczyński: Aw, he looks like a nice fella. Go Poland!

Paul Kagame: Nerd.

Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva: Neckbeard?

Dmitry Medvedev: Better-looking than I expected

René Préval: Good eye-smiling. Also, the only baldy in the bunch.

Muammar al-Gaddafi: Girlfriend should have splurged on the good plastic surgeon

Andry Rajoelina: is he as young as he looks? (answer: almost)

Anote Tong: I wonder if he has a cool story about that scar

Jacob Zuma: I love him!

Mahmoud Abas: Why so serious?

Also: I wrote about Dexter last night. It was a doozy of a season finale.