I was going to write something today on how annoying teenagers are but I am on a million other deadlines so you'll just have to wait for that bit of genius. If you're dying to read some things I wrote though I shared my opinions on how to make wedding ceremonies unique here for the AV Club, my writeup of "So You Think You Can Dance" here for the LA Times, and my story about my Significant Object I guess still isn't good enough to get me a bid higher than .50.

If you feel like watching a video that includes a cat in a wig and a cat in a bathtub, you should watch my friend Erica's video she made for Apartments.com. If you take the time to register and vote for it she can win a bunch of money and then I can mooch off her forever, or at least for a few days.