List: Presented completely without judgment, names of my in-laws' current cats

Riley

Dot

Oscar

Dudley

Jasmine

Sally

Stewart

Gabriella ("Gabby")

Eeny

Meeny

Miny

bonus: Outside cats' names: ("WARNING: We can't vouch for their names--we have simply assigned them for our convenience.")

O'Leary

Blackburn

Brownie

Stewart Little

Double bonus: "Those who have gone to the great catnip field in the sky, in order of disappearance:"

Tigger

Noodles

Pepper

In unrelated news, I wrote about Kathy Griffin's show last night. I had to swear, Mom and Dad, because I am a journalist, and I report the facts.