I should have asked him 'how much' but I just laughed and said that my dog is like my son (NOTICE that I said "like" my son. He is not my son. I'm not that bad. But it would have been interesting to see what this man though Briscoe was worth, especially considering he asked me first "What do you call that dog?" (the right answer being "a greyhound," not "Briscoe." He didn't care what we named him, just wanted to make sure I guess that our dog could make him some money).

I'd take a million dollars though, maybe.