Fairy Dust (A used Swiffer rag)

Paris Hilton (The sweat of a size 12 foot)

Heiress (Hair)

Just Me (Loneliness)

Siren (A house on fire)

Just Me for Men (Microwave pizza)

Paris Hilton for Men (Old money, but not from an established family, literally old cash)

Heir (Baldness)