Last night I wrote about American Idol, Project Runway and America's Next Top Model. And aged gracefully.

Want to hear the most boring "celebrity" birthday ever? "The Elements of Style" is 50 years old! Party! I know as a writer I should find this of interest but I heard a news story on NPR this morning about it with some lady purring that people really should know the difference between "imply" and "implode" and I was like Oh NPR, sometimes you are so NPR-ey.