I got paid to write this review of the Traffic audiobook for EMusic.

For some reason I did not get paid to write this review of "Twilight" the movie:

My Review of "Twilight" the Movie Which I Did Not In Fact See

I did not in fact see this movie because there is no need to. I can already tell you why this movie is not worth watching. It has a major plot hole! HELLO VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST.

End of review.