1. The things for sale are crazy looking:
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2. Yet expensive.
3. The things for sale actually feature crazy old ladies:
4. The things for sale would most likely never be purchase by a male human:
5. Clothing items for sale should only be worn by children yet are available for purchase by crazy old rich ladies who don't give a crap about what anybody thinks of them: