Today is the day to test.
I really highly recommend you listen to all of these, because oddly enough it will make your day, I promise. I'm tempted to have a party and only play these songs. Also for some reason the one city that pumped out more tunes than anyone else was Detroit. Go Motor City!
A New Pirate Generation (with lyrics here)
Milwaukee Bucks' "Light It Up" ("The song is minimally altered each year in response to personnel changes.")
"OK Blue Jays (Let's Play Ball!)"
Hail to the Redskins (more offensive for their original lyrics than anything else)
The Detroit Tigers' "Bless You Boys" (with lyrics here)
The Yankees' "Haya Doin'?"
"Go Get 'Em Tigers" (with lyrics here)
The Red Sox's "The Carl Yastrzemski Song"
"Hey Hey Hockeytown" (lyrics here)
And possibly my favorite, "Orioles Magic" (with lyrics here)
B sides and Covers:
"World in Motion" (England's 1990 FIFA World Cup Theme)
"Without Stanley" (A delightful Red Wings rap in the style of Eminem)
"Three Lions," the official anthem of the England football team.
"Tigers Back" (A delightful Detroit Lions song in the style of Justin Timberlake)
"We're on the Ball" (a song for the 2002 FIFA World Cup)
The Lansing Lugnuts Theme Song (Titled "Go Nuts," I believe?)
Excellent lyrics to (but no file found for):
The Frederick Keys' "Shake Your Keys":
Chorus:
We're the Frederick Keys
Come on out support your team
Baseball is back in town
You can hear the shaking sound
Bring the family
We're the Frederick Keys
We'll park one in the bleachers
GO KEYS
Come on out and shake them with me
We're the Frederick Keys
Main Verse:
Harry Grove Memorial Stadium means baseball in this town
It's the Frederick celebration you can hear from miles around
The boys of summer working hard as it gets
It's one fun place to be
Let's show the team that we're proud
Let's shout it out loud
HEY, come along with me
St. Louis Cardinals 1978's "We Can Do It":
We can light up your day
And thrill you at night
Put a smile on your face"
and make you feel all right
Come on Cardinals,
Victory time is here
Hey, St. Louis, stand up with a cheer
There's nothing to it, we can do it
Hey, St. Louis, we can do it
(According to the person who suggested this song, "It was chirpy and peppy, and it was the end of the Vern Rapp era in the Loo ... until this year's disaster-ridden summer, the worst baseball season ever. The song and team theme was sold or given to Milwaukee by mid-summer.")
And if you haven't had enough, Adidas-sponsored songs by local artists for every Major League Soccer team. (A comprehensive list is included, but you'll have to find the songs yourself).
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