Because he loves me, my boyfriend sent me a link to a website that retouches children's photos so that they're eligible to be "glamour pageant photos." I don't know what a "glamour pageant photo" is and I refuse to ask. But the site features some very interesting "before" and "after" photos of their work. I'm sharing some of them here with you and wanted to point out some of the little improvements that all God's children (and babies) could afford to undergo.
PS the site is here if you want to see more.