The reason why this is show is going to be a hit is that it's based on the real life diaries of my boyfriend's catsitters. Audiences are suckers for true-life tales.
Cast:
Steve the Human: 
Steve the Cat, AKA White, AKA The Nugget: 
Irving, AKA Black: 
Sabrina (composite: no image on file): 
Giovanni (composite: no image on file): 
Story:
ACT I (OVERTURE)
Hey Steve-
The ladies are doing great so far! Irving and I made friends & of course Steve ("the nugget" was all over me right away! No mail today &I watered the plants. Black and white chowed for a while & then we had a snuggle session on the floor. So far so good! J -Sabrina :)
COMIC RELIEF ("I LIKE BURYING POOP" SONG?)
Hi Steve-
Apparently one of your cats has some dog in her. I spent forever sifting through one of the litterboxes to get all the clumps out. One of these girls is very good at burying things. J Nugget and I cuddled for a bit &Black spent some time chewing me out before she joined in. J -Sabrina :)
TENSION-BUILDING SCENE
Hey Steve-
Steve + Irving are doing well. There were a few piles of kitty barf for me to clean up, but other than that all is well. Irving is turning out to be a bit more social than Steve. I think Steve is just too lazy to come to me, she wants me to come to her J- Sabrina :)
ACT II: INTRODUCTION OF GIOVANNI THE LOVE INTEREST (BALLET?)
Hi Steve
Black & White are doing very well. The air con is cooling the house nicely. Cleaned up littler box a bit. Provided food. Played with cats a bit.
Giovanni J :)
CLIMACTIC ADVENTURE
Hi Steve,
Black & White got into the pantry & pulled out their food & managed to open it. I put out another bowl with small amounts of food. I figured they hungry. Otherwise, all is well.
Thank you,
Giovanni
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (DUET)
Hi Steve.
Black & White are doing well. Black is very affectionate towards me. I find it really nice. White is a little more aloof. They are both really nice cats.
Thank you,
Giovanni.
ACT III: LOVE TRIANGLE (TRIO)
Hi Steve,
Black was super affectionate with me. White I think felt a little jealous. I nevertheless petted both. You have great cats.
Thank you,
Giovanni :)
THE BIG FINISH (ENSEMBLE DANCE NUMBER):
Hi Steve-
Thank you for using Love Your Pet as your cat-sitting agency. I enjoyed meeting your cats. We hope you will use us again as your catsitting service!
Black & White were great to sit for. I provided fresh water & food. Added sand to litter boxes.
Thank you again!
Giovanni J :)