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Best Lyrics from R. Kelly's Song "The Zoo"

You Got Me Locked Up In Your Cage Of Ecstasy

Baby We Are Like Coconut And Banana Trees/(It's A Tropical)/Tropical Chemistry

You And Me Hopping/Like Two Kangaroos/Rattling And Moaning/Out Here In These Woods

It's Like A Rain Forest/Like Jurassic Park/Except I'm Your Sex-A-Saurus Baby

Turn Your Body Around And Beat The Skins Like It's A Bongo

And finally, the chorus: Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo/Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa