Today is the day to become the bad boy of your chosen profession.

My boss, sometimes, when she wants to make a point or indicate that what she's asking is very important or urgent, WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS IN HER EMAILS. Sometimes IT DRIVES ME CRAZY although I'm not really sure why (MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT OFTEN THE ALL CAPS ARE ACCOMPANIED BY TOO MUCH EMPHATIC PUNCTUATION????!!!!11). A friend of mine also noticed that a catalogue she was reading was written in all caps and it too drove her MAD WITH RAGE. So I thought about some things that just do not come across well when they're written in all caps:

I'M SORRY

JESUS CHRIST

MY CONDOLENCES REGARDING YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S DEATH

EVERYBODY STAY CALM NOTHING IS WRONG

I'M PREGNANT

THE ELEGANTLY CARVED HEEL MAKES YOUR LEGS LOOK MILES LONG, AND STABILIZES THE ELEVATED PLATFORM. WHO DOES NOT WANT THAT?

HI I'M YOUR BLIND DATE