Today is the day to weirdly compliment someone.

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You know what, I'm not even going to try to come up with some sort of clever introduction to today's post that would indicate that I thought this up as a joke. I actually spent like a half hour online Monday looking at wigs for sale that would look better on Britney Spears than the ones she's wearing now. Let's take a look:

 

Even though this is called "The Ashley," I call it "The Katharine McPhee." And everyone likes Katharine McPhee! She had an eating disorder (aw) but she's better now (yay!) Take note, Britney.

 

It's a little young for a mother of two, but it might remind us of why we fell in love with her in the first place.

 

Should she go the "I'm a hardened rock n' roll rebel!" look, this might be kind of fun, although it sort of looks like it's choking her by the neck.

 

I think in this case I just like the girl under the hair. How cute is she? I wish she was Britney Spears, not the actual Britney Spears.

 

Frankly this is a little bland cheerleader for me but "bland cheerleader" is still better than "hot mess."

 

Sadly this looks better than the actual brunette hair Britney was trying to pull off at her wedding.

 

It'd be ballsy, no?

 

I'm basically just hypnotized by this wig and have no choice but to put it up here because I can't stop looking at it.

 Come on: that Rachel McAdams went pink and people actually like and respect her. Do it!

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Aaw, I love this one! It's actually a nice color and it's kittenish. Who am I kidding, she'd probably be waving it around at the end of the night while riding a mechanical bull.

 

Which ones shouldn't she wear? I picked out a few:

 

This one will only make her look crazier.

 

Hi! I'm a 1980's standup comic.

 

Women's basketball coach.

 

I sell real estate!

 

Slutty Mormon

 

 

"The Brunette One from ABBA"

 

 

Lady pirate! Actually, seriously, I dare you to wear this one out.

Also, any from the men's page. These are some of the best but you really ought to look at the whole page.

 

 

 

 

(for those of you interested in ordering, this last one is called the "Dominique"

Also, the Jesus and Santa page probably isn't going to do anyone much good.

Finally, if you're super bored today, most of these wigs are named with actual real people first names. It's fun to look them up and see if the design matches the personalities of your friends with those names.