Today is the day to get some more dog treats.

Zulkey.com is taking the day off to take inventory. Not personal inventory or anything like that--we're literally taking stock of all the goods that line the shelves at the warehouse at the Zulkey.com hq.

In the meantime, be sure to check out Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney's Book of Lists, which I am in, albeit in a short and dirty manner. I mean it, Mom and Dad, you won't like it. So don't buy it. Everyone else though, please do.