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October 16, 2006

Today is the day to eat comfort foods.

From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Hi!!

Hi Hannah,

I don't normally do this, but I just wanted to say I really like your blog. I totally went through the same thing when I broke up with my boyfriend, but you probably don't want to hear my life story. Anyway, reading your site is always a little 'vacation' in my day: you always make me laugh! Best of luck and god bless you.

Sincerely,

Susie

"What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


From: "Hannah Amant"
To: "Susie Swisher"
Sent: Friday, October 27, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Re: Hi!!

Hi Susie!

Thank you very much for your kind email. I'm sorry you had a bad breakup experience too. You should totally blog about it as well!

I like your quote, by the way. Emerson rocks!

Best,

Hannah

"A friend is one before whom I may think aloud." - Emerson


From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Saturday, October 28, 2006 2:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Hi!!

Hi Hannah!

Wow, thanks for writing me back! I love your quote, I think I'm going to steal it for my own! Keep up the good work. And I hate going to the gym, too! That was a really funny post today.

XO,

Susie

"A friend is one before whom I may think aloud." - Emerson


From: "Hannah Amant"
To: "Susie Swisher"
Sent: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!

Susie:

Go for it! :)

-HM

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." -Anon.


From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Wednesday, November 1, 2006 2:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!

Hannah,

Just to be clear, I wasn't trying to copy you. I was thinking about changing my email quote line anyway. Just wanted to be sure you didn't think I was a weirdo or anything.

Take care, Susie

"A friend is one before whom I may think aloud." - Emerson

From: "Hannah Amant"
To: "Susie Swisher"
Sent: Friday, November 3, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!
S:

OK!

-H

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." -Anon.


From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Friday, November 3, 2006 11:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!

H:

Fine.

(I mean it. I'm not trying to imitate you. Seriously. No need for the nasty quote.)

-S.

"None shall rule but the humble" -Emerson

To: "Susie Swisher"
Sent: Sunday, November 5, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!

Susie,

It was great hearing from you but would you mind not emailing me anymore? Thanks!

Hannah

"'T was pitiful, 't was wondrous pitiful;"-Shakespeare


From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Sunday, November 5, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!

Dear Hannah:

No problem, you blogging bitch.

"Your quote sucks and you're a stupid ho and you're not even that cool." -Susie Swisher


From: "Hannah Amant" To: "Susie Swisher"
Sent: Monday, November 7, 2006 10:59 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi!!
Dear Susie:

If you're so obsessed with me and my blog, why don't you blog about it?

-Hannah

"You wanna be this queen bee, but you can't be, and that's why you're mad at me." Li'l Kim


From: "Susie Swisher"
To: "Hannah Amant"
Sent: Monday, November 7, 2006 10:59 PM
Subject: Fine
Thank you very much for your kind email.

-Susie Swisher

Check out my new blog at hannahamantisretarded.blogspot.com!