Today is the day to bring a nice hostess gift.

Lots of events this summer in Chicago.

What Your Guinea Pig's Hat Says About Your Guinea Pig

Your guinea pig is under the impression that you've prepared a surprise birthday for him so you better put something together quickly before his feelings get hurt.

 

Your guinea pig wants to get married but unfortunately she's destined to be an old maid due to her flat-chestedness.

 

Your guinea pig thinks he's a rabbit and mutters about it as he walks up and down the subway platform.

 

Your guinea pig thinks you cheat at poker; eventually he's going to shoot you and steal your horse.

 

Your guinea pig is a little too excited about Easter and likely to lecture you on why you should find Jesus.

 

Your guinea pig is going to put in your IV for you but it's going to take about an hour for her to find a vein.

Your guinea pig is a drunken idiot who lives for St. Patrick's Day. Also, he's very small.