Today is the day to send a passive-aggressive email.

If Hips Did Lie, What Would They Lie About?

Where they were Thursday night

How you really look in that dress

How many cigarettes they smoke in a week

Their 'sick day'

How many people they've been with

How often they floss

Not really anything per se, but they're constantly lying to themselves

 

 

Hey Chicagoans: come out to the Hideout on Thursday!