Today is the day to criticize someone's clothing.

Anagrams for the phrase that opens every episode of "Law and Order" (In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.)

Tense injuries mismatch tetchily. Now perpetrated eyesore pleb. Opaquely rat pleasant temerity. Tougher, waspiest, photogenic evil. It isn't technocrat dreamers tidy. New, cheesed off, hottest super-hero. Irritate so sheer.

Tense injuries mismatch tetchily. Reprobate weepy, slender poet. Praise eloquent, ratty playmate. Showpiece, guiltiest, top hangover. I'm contrary, detested Antichrist. The cheesed off heroes sputter now. The rosier satire.

Tense injuries mismatch tetchily. Slow better dapper eyeopener. Queer, petty, pleasant amorality. Toughest, showpiece, virginal poet. I'm contrary, detested Antichrist. The cheesed off sheep tortures now. Throatier series.

Chastisements reject in humility. Reprobate weepy, slender poet. Opaquely alert patient mastery. Showpiece, guiltiest, top hangover. On thirstier mendacity detracts. The heroes creep untested show-off. The rosier satire.

Humility rejects in chastisement. Perpetrated eyeopener blows. Queer, petty, pleasant amorality. Throw up shaggiest, poetic Evil one. This demented, narcotic artistry. Touch! The pestered, serene show-off. Irritate so sheer.