Today is the day to welcome the Ides of March.

I was watching "American Idol" last night and started wondering what that gray-haired guy, Taylor, would look like if his hair was dark. I had a feeling he wouldn't actually look that different: he would look like what Jay Leno would look like if he had dark hair: like Jay Leno but with dark hair. But I just wanted to see:

Not very impressive.

Then I wanted to look at the future:

scary.

Then, if he tried Just for Men:

Not too bad, I guess. He looks like a Playskool man.

Then, the California look:

Ugh, he looks like a man-child.

Punk:

Actually that sort of works with his personality. Let's try one more:

Perfect. Taylor, I think we found your new look.