Today is the day to do head back inside.

Mrs. Zulkey.com, who is actually my mother, and not me (as some apparently believe), is ready to give you advice in the '06. Send her a question.

Relatively Attainable New Year's Resolutions

Watch more "Law and Order" reruns on TNT

Log into Friendster less

Shower more

Throw R.Kelly-themed "Trapped in the Closet" party

Quit skiing

Avoid all movies brought to me by "The people at 'American Pie'"