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Least Interesting Urban Legends

The old lady who waters her lawn at night

The family who has four cats

The guy who smoked pot four times and never got high

The creepy guy with the old car

The teenagers who did their homework

The crappy movie theater that never focuses

The man wrongfully accused of stealing a candy bar who was never prosecuted

The blogger who never wrote anything interesting