Today is the day to take down that magnetic poetry.

Best Ways to Prove Your Innocence

Announce it loudly while going through the security check at the airport

Write it in blood on the wall

Take off all your clothes as you say so to prove that it's you, not an imposter, saying so

Bet all your money on the most 'innocent' seeming numbers at the roulette table

Wait until the S.W.A.T. officers break through your door to explain it to them calmly

Get it tattooed on your forehead (better yet, get someone else to do it to reduce the risk of reverse writing)