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Ways You Can Spiff Up Your Personal Super-Yacht, According to "The Good Life Aquatic" in the May 2005 Vanity Fair

submarines

missile-detection systems

helicopter pads

aquatic cars

"paparazzi lights"

swimming pool

movie theater

jet skis

bar with barstools covered in whale penis foreskin

hot women

fireplaces

Lalique glass doors

bulletproof glass

hospital

on-board beach

basketball court

garage

remote-controlled robot for exploring ocean floor

concert hall

recording studio

glass 'observation lounge'

Armani-clad crew

hydraulic swimming pool that turns into a dance floor

Lionel Ritchie

jukebox

gym

laundry

three chefs

1,000 bottles of tequila

fingerprint-identification pads

driving range

Picassos

20 varieties of shampoo

coffins

stripper poles

the ghost of Errol Flynn

exterior that changes colors to reflect weather

mink blankets