Today is the day to put it back in your closet until you can fit into it.

Book By Its Cover Review: Ipod Britney Spears Special Edition

OK, so maybe the thing I'm reviewing today doesn't technically exist...YET. But I'm here to talk about how great it would be if it did. Here's why:

1. All your favorite Britney Spears songs can finally be together. Aren't you sick of switching cds when you want to listen to "Oops...I Did It Again" "...Baby One More Time" and "Toxic," not to mention her rendition of "My Perogative"? Now you can have them all together. Oh, don't pay attention to this, by the way. Look away.

2. Give or take a few, Britney has only recorded about 40 songs. This is great because that leaves the listener room to download about 9, 960 other songs!

3. It's going to be pretty. Check out the mock-up:

So contact your local Apple representative and tell them you will not stand to wait any longer! The Britney Spears Special Edition Ipod must be here now! Besides, the commercials will be so cool. Just picture it!