Today is the day to watch a Hitchcock film.

The memoir of Strom Thurmond's illegitimate daughter went on sale yesterday, which made me ponder other unrecognized children from famous people, like...

The son of Elvis Presley, Cletus Jones, who says, "I had all the Cadillacs I could ever want, but what good is that to a six year old? I only wanted his acknowledgement."

The other Hilton children, who are not so much illegimate as nobody cares about them.

George Foreman's son with a Mexican prostitute: No information given, only the name, Jorge.

Princess Di's son Hank, who is neither shocking or good-looking and thus wholly forgotten.

George Bush's illegimimate daughter Tracy. "I'm responsible and I go to bed early. Hello?"

God's other son, God Jr. "I could never live up to that Jesus."