Today is the day to hang out with the Christmas Ape

Christmas Commercials That Can Go Away Now

"Happy Holidays from the Harrisons!," for US Cellular

"Wa-haa?! They do exist!," for red and green M&Ms

Anything involving a Lexus and a stupid song and a big bow

Carol of the Bells, i.e. What women really want for Christmas is sexy underwear, for Victoria's Secret

Old Navy (you would think it's the little boy that's the most annoying, but you're wrong; it's the little girl)

Gap and the never-ending Sarah Jessica Parker happy face

"A big butt!" and other people receiving their holiday fat, for Bally's