Today is the day to wake me up in a couple minutes.

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and I know you are dreading it. Sound off! To me!

Innovative Ways U2 is Promoting Their New Album

Making U2 the Official Irish Rock Band of the NFL (with players getting down on their knees and thanking the Edge after every touchdown)

Mandatory U2 tattoos for all people ages 12-65

Check stops on all major highways to ensure all Ipods carry the new hit single "Vertigo"

Priests and rabbis to ask for special intentions during services, "So that U2 may continue rocking well into the future, amen."

Larry Mullen, Jr. getting a facelift on "The Swan"

Playing it over and over and over from every speaker imaginable until you just want to kill somebody, or buy the new album

The "internet"

Word of mouth