August 16,
2004
Today is the day to spin around and fall down.
Luvvie Smalls is now available for your romantic queries. Send her questions by Wednesday night.
Olympic Underdog Winners (Thus Far)
Women's 100-meter Fly: Mary-Kate Olsen, But Not of Today, from the Michelle Tanner Years
Men's Volleyball: The A-Team (Playing for the Ukraine)
Men's Shotput: Ashley Olsen (Of Today)
Women's Gymnastics: Joan Rivers
Men's Basketball: Zeus (although it really shouldn't be a surprise)
Men's Soccer: Iraqi Team Captain Donald Rumsfeld