Lost and Found

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Lost and Found

Lost:

1. The pearl pendant my mom gave me that she received for her Confirmation when she was a kid. I was in first grade and traded it to an older girl for some plastic doodads to add to my charm necklace (I'm not sure if this was one of the charms I received but I remember one of the charms on the necklace being a tennis racquet with a ball.) I felt horrible about it until recently when my Dad pointed out that my Mom shouldn't have given something so nice to somebody so young.
2. The fancy rosary my parents brought to me from the Vatican when I was in second grade or so. (Most kids had cheap plastic ones that they had bought in class.) I think it was made of shiny white wood but now I don't remember for sure. I don't know where I left it. Not in my bedroom, because I probably would have found it since then, so maybe I left it at school.
3. The funny piece I wrote for my website about the troubled life of golfer John Daly. I accidentally recorded over it and it's gone from my server and not anywhere on my computer, other than a ghostly 'recent' file that doesn't open. Maybe it wasn't that funny in retrospect and I just remember it as such.
4. The beautiful black-leather-with-white-stitching Coach gloves I got from my parents for Christmas. They had cashmere lining and were sexy and spy-like. This hurts because I was especially careful not to lose them and apparently I did. This seems unfair as I usually think that things are lost only by the careless (so I like to think that my roommate, who is actually quite careless, stole them and lost them. So it's not my fault.)

Found:

1. A $100 bill on the floor in an airport. I was about 10 and very earnest about fairness and morals. I picked it up and asked a man who walked by, "Is this yours?" I thought I was being honest. My parents were happy I was so thoughtful but exasperated that I would ask a random stranger if he had dropped the money. My dad thought the man said "It's my lucky day" as he walked away after accepting the money.
2. A Ouija board in my parents' house, apparently left behind by its previous tenants. We didn't have the pointer for it so at a party a girl tried to use a table from my doll house instead. It didn't work. My dad threw out the board because he thought it was a tool of the devil. I've never used one so I can't say so myself whether this is true or not.
3. A glass bottle encased in silver filigree meant to be worn on a necklace. I found it in the women's locker room at the Northwestern University gym. It contained perfumed oil and it was hung on a silk black cord. I reported it to the lost and found but they let me take it home on the condition that I return it if anyone asked for it. They never did. I wore it a lot in high school.
4. A duckling left behind by his family at the Dempster Street Beach in Evanston. I carried it halfway home in my hands, then worried that I would get in trouble with my parents for doing so since they were never thrilled when I brought home lost dogs. So I returned to the beach and put him back in the water, praying his mother would come for him. I hope he was ok. The lake really choppy that day. I don't want to think about it.

Lost and Found:

1. A pearl earring in my parents' back yard. I received these earrings for my 13th birthday and I got my ears pierced with them. A few months later, running through the yard, I ducked under the volleyball net and the earring was pulled out. I looked around for it and couldn't find it and I told my Mom. She looked sad and said "Oh well. I was hoping you'd wear those when you get married." I felt so awful that I searched on my hands and knees for an hour until I found it between some blades of grass. I'm wearing them as I type this. Actually, now that I'm editing this piece and looking back on the previous sentence, I wasn't.
2. My wallet. My friend Tracy and I were goofing around one night in high school and found a big pile of leaves on a suburban street and jumped around in it for a while. We went home. I drove to school the next day. At one point, I realized that I was sans wallet, which was especially troubling since I was driving around with no license. I couldn't wait until lunch to go look for it in case the leaves got picked up, so I ditched Symphony to hie back to Winnetka. Somehow I found the leaf pile, even though I didn't know the name of the street we were on, and I went through it leaf by leaf until I uncovered it. It was teal and had Kero Kero Keroppi in it. For some reason, I believe I was thinking of Harold Ramis as I did this. Was there some scene in "Ghostbusters" or something where he's digging through the trash? Or maybe I'm thinking of the retainer scene in "Parenthood."
3. Mink hair bob. I received a black mink ponytail holder last Christmas (I am just realizing how many nice things I get.) It is totally ridiculous, offensive to people who don't like fur, and it resembles a mink's testicles, but I love it nonetheless. My boyfriend and I were going out and I met him at his apartment. We walked about 6 blocks up Belmont when I realized it wasn't in my hair anymore. I pulled him back, looking all over the street and I found it on the wet sidewalk. I put it in my purse for safekeeping.
4. My cell phone, two years ago. For some reason, my parents were already mad at me, I forgot for what. Maybe I was late for dinner or something. But when I got home, I realized that I was missing my cell phone. I called it from their home phone but I didn't hear it. I searched through the house and the car but to no avail, so it was time to trace my steps. I told my dad I needed his cell phone and his car, which annoyed him further, but it was necessary if my hunch was right. I went back to the Walgreens, where I had thrown away a bag of wrappers. I called my number from my dad's phone and the Walgreens' garbage can began to ring.