July 22, 2004

Today is the day to talk out of the side of your mouth.

Buy my book!

Hey, don't forget to email M.J. Rose so that she can answer your sexy writing questions.

Secrets I Am Not Telling You, No Matter How Much You Beg and Plead, So Don't Even Bother Asking, Okay?

Whether or not I took a bite of your food while you weren't looking.

Whether I not only didn't leave you a message, I was rude to the person who called you.

Whether or not I pee in the shower.

Whether or not I was really sick or if I just didn't feel like going out that one night.

Whether or not I thought that baby was ugly.

Whether or not I am considering beginning yet another concert tour.

Whether or not I think these crepes are delicious.