July 8,
2004
Today is the day to close your cell phone with a little too much flourish.
On the Black Table today, I spill my guts on what is cute. Don't worry, if you don't got the hair, maybe you got the deodorant.
Different Paranormal Parts of My Apartment (built circa 2001)
Haunted Bathroom: Occasionally murky 'cloud' hovers over the mirror and shower door. Won't go away until I 'acknowledge' it, turn off the hot water and leave the door open.
Spooky Kitchen: Items in the refrigerator will spontaneously go bad after three or four weeks, as if some presence in the house is saying, "I don't like this old yogurt; please throw it out and make me another offering with a fresher due date."
Terrifying Back Door: I get a mysterious 'cold' feeling whenever I open it
Paranormal Parking Lot: A chilling echo reverberates back to me when I yell into it, especially when there are, frighteningly, not many cars in it.
Ghostly Mailbox: Door creaks in a scary way when I open it.
Sometimes things are in there; sometimes not.