June 10,
2004
Today is the day to wish Eddie Z. a happy birthday.
Once upon a time, I stumbled across a story that seemed to encapsulate a good deal of fat-people stereotypes. And I realized: this is an untapped treasure trove. Obviously, this country is heading on a highway of hell to fat acceptance. So before it becomes seemingly 'insensitive' to do so, I asked people to write in fat fiction, rejoicing in every meaty cliche. Dig in!
Fat Fiction, Two by Four, Can't Fit Through the Kitchen Door
"Sex is a Big Deal," by Gene Morgan
"Fat Babies," by David Nahm
"Fast Girls Exposed," by Katie Weekley
"Bringing Home the Bacon," by Melissa Bell
"The Attacking Midfielder," by Maven Quibble