February
24, 2004
Today is the day to plead the fifth.
Do you still have your Christmas lights up? Dork. Read my review of Mr. Timothy, then.
Things People are Anxious to Confess To, According to This Site.
Unrequited love
Stupid friends
Ruining another person's life
Debt
Sexual fantasies for family member
Sexual fantasies for horses
Accidental killing of hamster
Stabbing of grandfather in chest with fork
Going to the bathroom in Superman costume while drunk
That they are better than everyone
Scars on legs
Nose picking
Methodically cleaning carpet (sans vacuum cleaner)