What's Your Man Got to Do with Me?

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November 24, 2003

Today is the day to eat a whole container of ice cream.

PREORDER MY BOOK!

What's your Thanksgiving day complaint? Let me know by Tuesday night.

What's Your Man Got to Do with Me?

He's my tax attorney.

He parked my car for me yesterday.

He's my warden.

He designed my dress.

He cut in front of me in traffic this morning.

He produced that one Ebay TV spot I like so much.

He made fun of me when we were in the 6th grade.

He's connected to me through five people on Friendster.

He taught me how to play the recorder.