August
20,
2003
Today is the day to pretend youÃre gay (and if you are gay, to be extra-gay.)
Today we switcheroo, tomorrow we rank.
If Hell Were a Complete Surprise
Harry
Carey
Circle I Limbo
People
who drink green tea
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Meteorologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Thomas
Edison
Circle IV Rolling Weights
The
Swedes
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Cows
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Mr.
T
Circle VII Burning Sands
Trees
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Grandma
Moses
Circle IX Frozen in Ice