If Hell Were a Complete Surprise

August 20, 2003

Today is the day to pretend youíre gay (and if you are gay, to be extra-gay.)

Today we switcheroo, tomorrow we rank.

If Hell Were a Complete Surprise

Harry Carey
Circle I Limbo

People who drink green tea
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Meteorologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Thomas Edison
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Swedes
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Cows
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Mr. T
Circle VII Burning Sands

Trees
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Grandma Moses
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell