Today is the day to play badminton until you can't play no more.

So many Zulkey.com events this week...

Guest Listmaker: Chris Cook

I thought I would share with you a recent list from the email suggestion box at our downstate call center. Not working here, it may not be as fun for you, but these are a constant source of entertainment for us in the Chicago office.

Facility Issues
We need a jucier juice machine

We need an awning/overhand out back and 2-3 more picnic tables.

Enclosed smokers hut for winter.

Dress code should be casual everyday

Work-Related Issues
If Terri doesn’t like her job, why is she still here? She talks under her breath all day long? What does her job consist of? To ride a scooter around the office all day long? I want her job, I am sure she makes more than me!!!

Does Dan have answers to anything or is he just taking our oxygen for a paycheck? He makes people feel like we are 2 inches tall. What college did he go to because that school sucked for him!!! He really isn’t management material!!! He is too wishy-washy. He always answers with an, “I don’t know”.

Insane Suggestions and Personal Attacks
Hire More Hot Guys.

We should all have those hats that hold two coffee cups with straws going to your mouth and a person that gives refills as needed (especially us crackheads that can’t get our fix at work!)

Tell people not to sing out loud on Saturdays. For people that don’t have music to listen to, this is very annoying.

Terri needs to go—she is the major reason for the moral level!!! Dan is a completely different story!!! We all know who thinks they run the show and would be Terri. Dan lets her do whatever, and actually she has said that to a few of us here. She curses and is very unprofessional. She is very nasty to all who get in her way and you can truly tell whom she likes and who she doesn’t She hasn’t ever belittled me, but several of my co-workers have. She talks bad about reps to other reps all of the time She doesn’t work, she just lollygags around the office shooting the breeze—very rarely is she in her office. What exactly is she supposed to be doing: When Lee was here, he worked—never did he discuss anything to any of the reps—never yelled or belittled them and never acted like he was the boss. I keep praying that she would get what is coming to her—NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT. IT IS FALLING APART DOWN HERE—PLEASE HELP—GET NICE PEOPLE IN THE OFFICES NOT PEOPLE WITH OVEREXAGGERATED EGOS!!!